Uh Oh… Salmanella seems to be taking the U.S. by storm and everyone is online looking for a list of salmonella symptoms to see if the brown eggs or nuts they just ate are giving them more than an upset stomach.

Everyone knows what you can get salmonella and that it might kill you. OK, so what do we look for?

Salmonella Symptoms:

Salmonella symptoms typically start out much like Flu symptoms. Fever, upset stomach, diarrhea, nausea, etc. They typically start a few days after the contamination. But be careful. Hundreds of people die each year from this and with all the recent news headlines, it looks like it could be on the rise. If you experience these symptoms for more than 2 days, it’s beast to get in to see a doctor.

So why is would Salmonella outbreaks be increasing? Is it just that the news is covering it more or are the food processors cutting corners and putting our lives at risk? Maybe a little of both.

Well, well, well…. Melissa from The Bachelor on Dancing with the Stars. Who would have thought it just 2 weeks ago?

First she falls for one of the biggest DBs to ever be on TV and then she’s dumped in true DB fashion, on TV after the guy was obviously already in touch with the other chick. Geeesh. How bad can it get?

Then we see the headline that brought you here, Melissa from The Bachelor on Dancing with the Stars.

And by the moves she was laying down on the show, Molly had better keep that cry baby Jason’s phone in her possession so the wind doesn’t shift back in the Melissa direction. Next thing we know he’ll be on the next Bachelorette show going for the tri-fecta telling that Canadian girl that he was REALLY in love with her the entire time!

What’s that all aboot?

Wow, we’re all in luck now!!!!

The Octomom Birth Video is coming to a theater near you!!! Well, maybe not a theater, but at least an online porn site and maybe a High School health class in the years to come.

The much anticipated Octomom Birth Video is likely to go for more than $1M and was reportedly shot by a family friend in case Octomom’s other numerous children wanted to be in on the action. No word on lighting or zoom effects, but it’s likely to be the most watched litter birth ever!

We don’t know about you, but just the thought of seeing that MegaMom all greased up is enough to keep us out of the delivery rooms for good.

Update: This Just In!!!!

We have just received a preview of the Octomom Birth Video and are excited to bring it to you below: