Wow, we’re all in luck now!!!!

The Octomom Birth Video is coming to a theater near you!!! Well, maybe not a theater, but at least an online porn site and maybe a High School health class in the years to come.

The much anticipated Octomom Birth Video is likely to go for more than $1M and was reportedly shot by a family friend in case Octomom’s other numerous children wanted to be in on the action. No word on lighting or zoom effects, but it’s likely to be the most watched litter birth ever!

We don’t know about you, but just the thought of seeing that MegaMom all greased up is enough to keep us out of the delivery rooms for good.

Update: This Just In!!!!

We have just received a preview of the Octomom Birth Video and are excited to bring it to you below:

News on the web is that there is a warrant out for Lindsay Lohan.

The Lindsay Lohan Arrest Warrant stream seems to have started with TMZ, as usual, and spread from there. They are reporting that a Lindsay Lohan arrest warrant was issued yesterday, 3/14, due to an issue tied to a previous DUI arrest.

Strangely enough, the police were called to her home for a ‘disturbance’ which was apparently some major fighting and resulted in an object being thrown through a window.

I don’t know what kind of voodoo Lindsay Lohan’s girlfriend has got her under, but it must be some good stuff. Either that or it’s just a good reminder to parents of what happens when you get your kids into acting. What a train wreck, right?

If you know of any child actors that have come out ok or even do some good, please leave your comments below. Right now I can only think of Leo D.

Did you hear? Octomom Buys Makeup and A LOT of it!

News is out that Octomom’s trip to the MAC store cost her, or someone, well over a $1,000. Now here in Orange County, CA we see women buying a thousand dollars worth of makeup every day, but when Octomom buys makeup in these quantities, it makes you wonder if she knows people are watching her. She does realize this, right?

The only thing I can think of is that someone is telling her what to do to draw the most attention to herself by doing little things like this to keep her in the news and on the minds of America. Anyone that hears the headline, Octomom Buys Makeup, knows immediately what the story is about, but still wants the dirty details and this chick has got it wired.

The people working on her new show love it when stuff like this comes out and I don’t blame them. They have a small window to get something going before something bigger and better comes along and her show is coming up behind ‘Cool Tools’ in the ratings.